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Inside Jokes

Here are some jokes, you may get them, or you may not...

Between me and my gal pals

Crazy days, hilarious nights, many boys and pillow fights.  Secrets shared well take to the grave, pictures that well always save.  Through thick and thin, always true, where would I be without all of you?

Adina aka Bean, Loo a la casa~ For all my crazy moments, i owe it all to you, luv u hun!! **Bitch Fights, park, new friends, riding in cars with the boyz, cheerleading, max and his red rocket, ashley's bitchy moods, ashley, cheerleading, co-captains (that means 2!!), smoking a pack, smoking up, express shopping, cars, our birthday, max, cheerleading, train rides, maplewood, jake's house, cheerleading, domino's, domino's dots, catch me if you can, drinking, shoeless runs to livingston, spin class!, flexing our asses, 360 windows, running on the track = sweat stains, college - JMU, cheerleading, ms smith & miss parker = best friends, debby and janet - chauffers, train whores, let's bounce, peace out, keep it on the DL, we keep "secrets"-anonymous, text messaging, razors, straight and curly hair, manicures and pedicures, starbucks, mac's, gian marco = penne pasta on pizza, trim down there, thongs, itchy croch, the beast, bonfire, silly string, getting egged, cheerleading, mall adventures, cheer moms coming soon, ashlee simpson, night before israel, pregamming, manicans, flips and then i fall, u beating the crap outta me - thanks for the souvenir, rings, tears, PaRtYiNg, senior year starts early, tan lines, "HEEY BAABY!!", John Mayer and Maroon 5, RyAn CaBrErA ~ sooo hot, tennis, PartyBus DECA, "did it make sense up here?", panera, D&D runs, john's hot tub, WOODY!, "things to do before graduation", WOTown crew, ihjc, kmart, lindsay lohan...and so much more!! hehe luv u!!

Nicole aka Nic, Nikki, Stickshift, Backseat, Swiss ~ u've been missing from my life way too long...grant adventures, car rides, the mall, pregamming, knight's tale, ranch doritos con salsa, espanol, B&N stalker - so sketch, night before israel, driving ur car, tiki torches, night swims, mi casa es su casa - literally, late nights, sneaking out, PaRtYiNg, SUMMER '04, starting senior year early, tan lines, falling off trampolines, "never have i ever" - u lost so bad, 99 apples, new friends = new hookups, popcorn mom, margaritaville @ my house, ESP, "The Deal", sharing - that's what friends do, u like my ass, cruelest ppl we know, long talks, double dates, jail birds, ashlee simpson, orgasms, John Mayer and Maroon 5, panera, new bffs, coed sleepovers, same hus, john's hot tub, WOODY!, WOTown crew, ihjc, hockey games, errands that we never run, scares (2x), ur hair stuck in the buffer=ive never laughed so hard in my life-i was hysertically crying!! and so much more!

Hayley ~ PaRtYiNg, pool parties, "new friends" ;), neutral drive, bowling, "double dates", karaoke = "i saw the sign", swapping stories, newest member of the ihjc, this summer was so amazing with you - i love u so much!! mwah

Barak aka Prince Charming, Slut ~ 7.18.2004 ~ "a dream come true", rain, the park, "true", "even if", "wanna leave?" - the village, "u must have long legs...must be hard to drive from the backseat", tittie farts - so embarassing, the movies, bowling, the mall, the long way to madison - i know how to get there but i dont, dave, josh, the beach, henna tattoos, TGIFriday's, starbucks, panera, cafe ecletic, max and shimy, ur house, my house - u like live here, text messages, "grrrr", camping, "camping", work visits, peeing in public, personal workout(s), swimming, "bowling was fun", hot car = never sweat so much, "their just jealous", "i'll take care of him", "let's not be anti-social", "Im not antisocial im anti ******", never have i ever, im ur moral fiber, one hand behind ur back ;), BUSTED (2x now), "alana"...so much more to come!! <3 you

~6/19/2004~ The Night Before Israel
*adina beating us*asian kid in tux*"busted party"*sex and trampolines*"never have i ever..."*unnecessary flirtin=danger zone*buffalo=washingtion (where is oklahoma)*nikki flashes for 10 bucks--but every one got a free show thanks to adina*drunk car rides*"HEY BABY"*orgy on trampoline?*pregame toasts to israel*sketchy guy from book store--STALKER*gangsta hats*jerking stops to get heather off*future hook ups? ;-)*
thanks to everyone for contributing to a great night - the night before israel
missed my girl like CrAzY - <3 u

Nicoley33: i cant believe that asian kid was wearing his tux
Nicoley33: he was so sketch
HeATherFeAThr587: haha
HeATherFeAThr587: it was soooo funny
HeATherFeAThr587: but wierd

VA 2003- amazing ~ Adina and Nikki, thank you so much for the best birthday present ever! (you too Becky)

Hamptons 2003 - hot guys (EJ, "Brad", and Nick and "anthony"), barry white's drunk fans, car ride conversations worth forgetting, ghost stories, heathers burn, mike and what he does to laura, walking around outside topless, laura and the shower window (thanks mike), superwoman (thanks mike), and yes the mattress was deflatted and you did it laura (thanks mike), walking up and down the street counting people who slow down and check us out....and so much more ~ Laura and Nikki

"True love always comes out in the end."

rsxalbaxsr6788: cause sex with u is the enervation of life

69ers ~ "We'll bang you hard..." LR.AR.AL.MW.HH.

Nice Boob Crew ~ "Everyone has boobs, but not everyone has nice boobs..." AR.TS.NL.HH.

Millburn Crew ~ TS.JG.NL.AR.BB.HH

SHAKERS!
"We shake our asses, we shake our drinks, we shake our shakers!!!" best night...or was it?? ~ Paige, Nicole, Adina, Becky, & Stephanie

NoHamBand-tight biffies, the blue ball, the marble table, darren and max, the remote ctrl car, "artificial vagina", nikkis birthmark, dots, heathers dancin, the realworld tape, adinas camera, ice in the park, locked in the basement, the lego rocketship, the tradmill, the fire, that manican, road runner, "slut", the office, the train, starbucks, mack's, max and animal abuse, slow motion videos, "drop em", facial expressions, pool parties, touchy-feelly relationships = we're just like that!

 

sp, cp, ag, bc, mg all @ adinas house...a night not to be forgotten...later: lf & mw-even though i was sleepin...i still dont know what they really did to me...-adina, nikki, becky, lauren, marla

(The only place to sleep is next to Heather, u still wanna come???)

"20 bottles of beer on the wall 20 bottles of beer take one down pass it around 1 bottle of beer on the wall"-Adina, Molly, Nicole, & Becky B.

September 11, 2001 (what happened during our day)

 ~ "I rather be here and die with my friend than die alone."-Taylor
-we see the Towers go down
-do homework
-go out for lunch
-get hit on by a guy in Washington Park
-back to the office
-try to get out of NYC
-as we're waiting to cross the bridge, some guy goes and pees on the rocks and when he's done, we stare at him and he strugs his shoulders, so gross!
-and we get over the bridge hoping not to die
-we have McDonald's for dinner (what a great birthday dinner!)
-overall: we were there and had some adventures, but in a way it was worth it.-Taylor

O-TOWN ROCKED THE HOUSE AND WE HAD A GREAT TIME!-12/2/2001 Taylor